I certainly can.
Oh, there's the guys' version too.
Monday, September 15, 2014
Silly Things I've Done #6
At nearby McDonald outlet
Me: "Can I have McChicken Wings meal, please?"
Cashier: "Sure. What would you like to drink?"
Me: "Sprite, please."
Cashier: "Do you want to upsize?"
Me: "No."
Cashier: "OK. Eat here or take away?"
Me: "Take away. Can I change the fries to seaweed shaker fries?"
Cashier: "I'm sorry, no.. If you want it, you have to @#$!@##$&*"
Me: (Thinking that @#$!@##$&* was spoken in Chinese) "I'm sorry, can you speak in English?"
Cashier: "I AM speaking English. I was saying, if you want the shaker fries, you have to upsize your meal. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
Me: "Perfectly clear, Sir."
(Drat, I shouldn't eat that muscle relaxant pill and going around talking to people...)
Me: "Can I have McChicken Wings meal, please?"
Cashier: "Sure. What would you like to drink?"
Me: "Sprite, please."
Cashier: "Do you want to upsize?"
Me: "No."
Cashier: "OK. Eat here or take away?"
Me: "Take away. Can I change the fries to seaweed shaker fries?"
Cashier: "I'm sorry, no.. If you want it, you have to @#$!@##$&*"
Me: (Thinking that @#$!@##$&* was spoken in Chinese) "I'm sorry, can you speak in English?"
Cashier: "I AM speaking English. I was saying, if you want the shaker fries, you have to upsize your meal. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
Me: "Perfectly clear, Sir."
(Drat, I shouldn't eat that muscle relaxant pill and going around talking to people...)
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Guys and Girls in Love
It's not easy for a girl. It's not easy for a guy too.
Guys, I know how hard it is for you. You have to be the one chasing after the girl and put all the efforts to get your love. Even when you're not sure what the result may be. But remember, whether you're successful or not, it takes two sides to decide. You need an opponent in the game. Without her, you'll be playing alone and it's just ridiculous to play alone. So, be mindful of what she's going through.
Girls, I know how hard it is for you. I AM a girl too. I know how annoying it is when a guy keeps saying how nice it is to be a girl because all she has to do is to accept or reject. Decision making is never an easy thing to do. I'm sure you guys understand. So, girls, don't blindly decide. You have to see and respect the efforts the guys are making.
So, guys and girls, always be mindful of what you say. You don't know what the others are going through. Even though you just want to joke about it. Even jokes can lose its wittiness if it's said too many times.
Always respect others.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Celebrities doppelgänger #2
Ha, and it was only yesterday I thought I wouldn't find another celebrities doppelgänger. Here is an additional pair I've just remembered. Please welcome, our first Indonesian celebrity doppelgänger!
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| Marcell Siahaan - John Legend |
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Celebrities doppelgänger #1
After watching numerous movies, series and dramas, I found that some celebrities have doppelgänger! To me, they really look alike. Here are some of them I managed to find so far.
What do you think? Well, the Koreans probably look like each other because of the plastic surgeries which they might have gone through.
Maybe I'll post more photos if I encounter more celebrities doppelgängers.
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| Takuya Kimura - Won Bin |
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| Ye Ji-won - Kim Sun-ah |
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| Isla Fisher - Amy Adams |
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| Dominic Purcell - Nick Lachey |
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| Yoon Eun-hye - Jung So-min |
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| Son Ye-jin - Kim So-hyun |
Maybe I'll post more photos if I encounter more celebrities doppelgängers.
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
joke of the day
A: "B, badanmu ga sakit?"
B: "Ha? Sakit apaan?"
A: "Itu.. kamu kan baru jatuh dari surga. Sakit ga?"
B: "..."
a few minutes after that...
B: "A, kamu ga capek?"
A: "Hah? Capek knp?"
B: "Kamu emang ga capek abis manjat keluar dari neraka?"
A: "..."
B: "Ha? Sakit apaan?"
A: "Itu.. kamu kan baru jatuh dari surga. Sakit ga?"
B: "..."
a few minutes after that...
B: "A, kamu ga capek?"
A: "Hah? Capek knp?"
B: "Kamu emang ga capek abis manjat keluar dari neraka?"
A: "..."
Monday, May 26, 2014
A Horror Story
One Sunday night while walking through a vast, dark garden after our photo-shoot session for the church.
A: "Err, it's very dark here, so scary."
B: "It's perfect for telling ghost story!"
C: "Wanna hear one? I'll tell you one. Tomorrow is Monday."
A: "Err, it's very dark here, so scary."
B: "It's perfect for telling ghost story!"
C: "Wanna hear one? I'll tell you one. Tomorrow is Monday."
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