joke of the day

Dear Landscape Architect,

We notice that the trees in the rooftop garden start to tilt towards the sun. Why do the trees tilt towards the sun? Can you explain this?

Warmest regards,

A certain PM of a well known company

...duh... Somebody must have skipped his / her science class...

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A: "B, badanmu ga sakit?"
B: "Ha? Sakit apaan?"
A: "Itu.. kamu kan baru jatuh dari surga. Sakit ga?"
B: "..."

a few minutes after that...

B: "A, kamu ga capek?"
A: "Hah? Capek knp?"
B: "Kamu emang ga capek abis manjat keluar dari neraka?"
A: "..."

A Horror Story

One Sunday night while walking through a vast, dark garden after our photo-shoot session for the church.

A: "Err, it's very dark here, so scary."
B: "It's perfect for telling ghost story!"
C: "Wanna hear one? I'll tell you one. Tomorrow is Monday."

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During Sunday School lesson for preschoolers, when reviewing the lesson towards the end of the class.

Teacher: "OK everyone, so what is this picture?" (showing picture of trees)

Students: "Trees!"

Teacher: "Good! And God made the trees." (turns towards A) "So, A, who made the trees?"

A: (innocently replies) "Me!"

Me: (stifling laughter)

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#1
(It happened around 10 years ago)

At church, after the Sunday Service and when we (my dad, mom, 2 sisters, brother and I) were going out of the sanctuary shaking hands with church members.

Church member: (shaking hands with each one of us, I was the last one on the line) "Oh, these are your kids?
(to my eldest sis) Oh, this must be the eldest one...
(to my 2^nd sis) And this is the 2^nd daughter. How tall you are!
(to my brother) Ah! And this must be the youngest! The only son!
(to me) And this is? (facing my eldest sis) Your friend?"
Me: "..."

#2
(It happened during my 2013 Christmas - 2014 New Year holiday in Surabaya)

At church, before the service began and when we (my dad, mom, my 2nd sis, brother and I) were greeting church members. Suddenly, my mother came to me, laughing like there's no tomorrow.

Me: "What's wrong?"
Mom: "You know what, there's a church member who thought that you're your brother's girlfriend."
Me: "...Urghh..."

(starting to really doubt that I'm a member of this family)

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...oops, you've got caught searching for wi-fi.

joke of the day

#1
Bro: (pointing at a "Buy 1 Get 1" banner) "Look at that promotion banner. See something wrong?"
Me: "Nope. What's wrong with it?"
Bro: "Well, of course if you buy one, you'll get one. Don't you think so? If you get two, the shop won't survive."
Me: "..."

#2
(in front of "Leftfoot" store)
Bro: "Why the name?"
Me: "Because it only sells the left shoes."
Bro: "..."
Me: "Really! That's why they always put that "Buy 1 Get 1 FREE" poster, so you can get a pair."
Bro: "............."

joke of the day

well, it's not exactly today.. but, anyway.. (dlm bahasa indo, krn bakal lbh make sense haha)

Friend: "Itu kunci yang kamu kasih ke aku, itu kunci duplikat kantor gereja dari orang?"
Me: (utterly confused) "Hah? iya, dari orang lah.. emang dari sapa lagi? Hantu?"
Friend: "..."

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me: "Do you still remember that song, 'I Was Born to Love You'?"

friend: (confidently) "Oh yeah, of course! That's Britney's song!"

me: "..... (wondering when did Freddie Mercury wear a long blonde hair)"