joke of the day

Dear Landscape Architect,

We notice that the trees in the rooftop garden start to tilt towards the sun. Why do the trees tilt towards the sun? Can you explain this?

Warmest regards,

A certain PM of a well known company

...duh... Somebody must have skipped his / her science class...

Silly Things I've Done #7

*Entering my room, lights were off, a sign that says my sister was sleeping / in the process of sleeping.

Suddenly, I saw movements in front of our wardrobe mirror. A dark figure with long hair dangling around her face was crawling in front of the mirror.

I was stunned, thought that Sadako appeared. I almost screamed. Almost. Luckily.

What stopped me from screaming was the realisation that this 'Sadako' was crouching over her mobile phone checking for updates.

D*** it, I hate my sister when she does that...